hey there cheap phone sex lovers!
so i am guessin you all had a helluva super bowl weekend right? i was at a party super bowl party. it was cool and all, shit i wasnt paying attention to the game really, just running back into the house from their back yard to watch the commercials.
yea like alotta people here in southern california they dont want you or your smoking fetish in the house. seriously?!? its alright if we spill beer and wine all over their carpet and if joint is being passed around, but noooo cant smoke a cigarette in the house, totally lame.
so i loved the doritos commercial and the one that had the old lady in it Betty White. that was hella funny.
i knew i was gonna get bored at this super bowl party, so i brought along some of my gardening magazines to read by their pool. ok, so now i get it. some of the advertisements in my gardening magazine are like for mommy’s. so there are like wifey stuff, and woman issue stuff and then there was a one page advertisement for overnight diaper underwear. totally cracked me up!!! there are like a dozen kids at what looks like a friend’s house sleepover. and the tag line is something about being afraid of the crinkle noise. totally made me laff.
isnt that crazy funny? like real kids are totally ashamed and embarrassed and humiliated by a little crinkle in their disposable diapers but an adult baby…. HA!
so here i am, lounging in the backyard, smoking fetish in hand and i break out and laff so hard that a few of my friends come outside to see what i have a giggle fit about, ya know.
now if you are a guy who isnt into the whole ab/dl thing, then this will be totally lost on you. but if you are an adult baby or have a diaper lover phone sex thing, then you are totally in the know.
so wutcha wanna talk about now………. hmmmmmmmmm?
Lucy
1-888-662-6482 $1.99 per minute
AIM: lucysdelights
Yahoo: lucy.delight
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hey there cheap phone sex lovers!
i have got to tell you about my ass eating phone sex lover.
but first i gotta give some background on this sweeety of mine.
we met in the free phone sex chat room. pretty plain and simple and lotsa fun chit chat to get to know one another, ya know. that is like the best thing about our phone sex chat room its so easy to pop in there and chat a girl and then make a call to her. now alotta guys come into our phone sex chat room and just waste a girl’s time. and that is so not cool at all.
so my guy, the dude that likes to spend his phone sex time on having him eat, lick, love and caress my ass with all of his senses. i get down right descriptive. ya i know what my ass hole looks like, i have had many lovers adore and worship my ass. and like them, i love alot of eye contact, so when they were behind me and between my cheeks i had a hand held mirror so i could watch him. kinky, eh, i guess, but eye contact is sexy.
we have played out alot of fun phone sex roleplays, and the latest i think was the hottest with “David”. He had the afternoon off from his work, and he called me up and spent a hot 30 minutes on the phone sex line with me. he has told me before that he loves our sessions because i am so descriptive and sensual, and this anal phone sex session was no different. what was different was the roleplay. i imagined myself on a tall step ladder puttin up christmas decorations and my ass lover “David” came home to me, and made mouth love to my pussy and asshole while i was on the ladder. perfect view for me to watch him turn me around on my tip toes above his head and twirl me around with one of my legs in the air.
i love getting personal and knowing all the kinky details of my cheap phone sex lovers.
’specially with a very descriptive and clever girl like myself.
talk to you soon!
xoxoxo
Lucy
1-888-662-6482
AIM: lucysdelights
hey there Cheap Phone Sex lovers
your sweet phone sex girlfriend is enjoying the rain here in Southern Cali.
oh and i know alot of you are like thinking i am nuts or something, but dude its cold here. it was a whopping 50* degrees here, i am like 2 miles from the beach and it is hella chilly here.
i am ready to get some of my stocking and tie the heating pad to my feet. hey now that might not be such a bad idea for tonight in bed, right? cuz i always got popsicle toes when its cold, and i need a hungry foot fetish mouth to suck them warm and pink again.
So i am thinking of making some extra phone sex blogs. this one will always be my MAIN blog site, but ya know some other ones that are a little more niche/fetish related. i dunno, this is just something i am thinking about.
which reminds me, i need to blog about my favorite ass eating phone sex lover and how he took the sweetest ass (mine, duhh) and made the best love he could with that adorable mouth of his.
xoxoxo
Lucy
1-888-662-6482
AIM: lucysdelights
Fun Phone Fuck
hey there cheap phone sex lovers
today i spent some time on the phone with a dude named Mike, he said he was 6 ft tall, size 13 shoe and had a 2 ½ inch dick. c’mon now, 2.5 inches is so small. and just like he said, totally misleading with his height and his gawd dang shoe size.
the funny thing about a small dick like his, is that they get so much pre cum and its fat, his dick is super wide. i wonder if its because there is less distance for the jizz to travel from the nut suck to his cum hole. and he gets lotsa precum, doncha find that funny? lotsa and lotsa precum and a short dick. thats what i call a cupcake cock, ya know all frosting and small like a muffin. omg! or even a doorknob, ya know?!?
like most of my callers i met them in our phone sex chat room. and dont worry guys, your sweet gfe phone sex girl is still sweet….. hee hee a lil naughty fun never hurt nobody, and *giggles* a little small penis humiliation phone sex is fun, i get to exercise my sarcastic side. even the sharpest words that drop from my mouth are still sweet like sugar.
well this is a short sph phone sex blog, well because it was a short call with a short dick.
xoxoxo
Lucy
1-888-662-6482 $1.99 per minute
AIM: lucysdelights YIM: lucy.delight
hey there cheap phone sex lovers and boyfriends
omg, i didnt realize how long it had been since i updated my phone sex blog.
i had this killer flu, lol no not the piggie flu, just a regular good old fashion shiver with a fever.
i bet that is no surprise that your phone sex girlfriend had a fever, lol, ya know i am so hot. ha ha ha
the other day i had a sissy phone sex call that was super fun and humiliating, well humiliating for him of course.
and then i had a forced intox phone sex session, all i had to do is make him suck on his crystal pipe. he was used to sucking *giggles* he was a sissy too, all dolled up in a skirt and panties and a very revealing top. the part that i loved the most about him was that he had pink hair! and you know that my favorite color is pink!!!
i got to play with my favorite cheap phone sex lover. he buys the one hour $99 special. ya gotta ask for it AND its only good once a day.
1-888-662-6482 ask for me, Lucy, your kinky phone sex girlfriend
hey there cheap phone sex lovers
quality phone sex with me involves alot of things. aside from me just being very personable, easy going and a high level of sexual curiosity, i love getting involved. ya know, participating. i have a few of my regulars who call me and spend alot of time with me. and maybe i got your attention when we were in the phone sex chat room or you heard my voice sample on my bio page of The Kitten Ranch. either way, you have gotten to know me, how i operate and i have gotten to know you too, what you like, what you dont and what pushes your buttons.
now lemme letcha in on a secret. finding a phone sex girl to be YOUR regular is totally easy. a phone sex quickie, 10 minutes will allow you to bust yer nut, chat up the live phone sex girl, and see if you and the phone sex chik are a match. c’mon, makes sense doesnt it? and once you find out that i am a fun phone fuck and great listener and charming as hell, you too will end up spending quality phone sex time with me.
“D” is s, go in love with me, he sneaks into the bathroom and whispers on the phone sex chat line and me, i do alot of the talking. he loves eating my ass and pussy, spreading me open and loving every minute. “D” originally only spent 10 minutes with me, mmmm but now, like he did with me the other night, he extended the call and spent 30 minutes with me, my ass, and the backside of my pussy.
it’s all about getting to know your phone sex girlfriend. call me, get to know me and then spend hours with me. dont forget to ask for the one hour special, ya gotta ask for it.
xoxox
Lucy
1-888-662-6482 $1.99 per minute
AIM: lucysdelights
hey there cheap phone sex boyfriends!
how the hell have you been? this past weekend was full of friends and beer and wine and my new favorite Rock Band. i have had my Wii system for almost a year now. one of my phone sex boyfriends gave me a bunch of amazon gift certificates so i could get one. its really cool and fun if you dont already have one, or if you have ever played Rock Band, you know what i am talking about.
good friends and good libations.
and then some good vibrations. i get a blast telling my friends of the crazy stuff i do with my cheap phone sex callers. one of my favorite phone sex fantasies is being a stripper and having the guy all clothed, ya know cfnm. its one of my favorite tease and denial phone sex fantasy. Clothed Female Naked Male phone sex, toying with you. the best fuck is a mind fuck. and i can make you hard with out even touching you. give me a call and i will prove it to you. *giggles*
Lucy
1-888-662-6482
AIM: lucysdelights
hey there cheap phone sex lovers
i know i have been totally sucking at not keeping up my phone sex blog but i have been kinda busy.
so like October rolled around and there was alotta drinkin and partyin. and then planning and figuring out what i was gonna wear to the Halloween party.
so i was a sexy vampire with some really cool lookin fangs. i went around to all the hot guys and pretended to bite them. i love Halloween it is so much fun to dress up and play pretend. you can check out all the sexy costumes that the girls buy and watch all the drunk and horny guys stare. its like a tease and denial fantasy. ya know especially when someone in a mask is flirting with you and you dont know who it is. that happened a few times the other night, but it was just guys fuckin around with me, PRETENDING like they knew me.
there were alot of people i didnt know at the party, and of course it always comes around and someone asks what do you do for a living. i just say fuck it now, i mean yea i do work office temp jobs every now and again, and my summer garden shop job is well only temporary too… but i love watching the shock value face when i tell them i get dicks hard. and then i am tell them that i am phone sex girlfriend. thats when the chiks get all bitchy and they guys start asking questions, like what is my phone sex number.
do you have my phone sex number? 1-888-662-6482 $1.99 per minute
xoxoxo
Lucy
AIM: lucysdelights
hey there phone sex lovers!
Zike! Zake! Zike! Zake! Oy Oy Oy!!!
it was awesome. Oktoberfest was a blast. and hot damn what better way to have fun with some forced intox guys. i was there with some of my rockin friends.
it was so fuckin awesome teasing the dudes that were sitting at our table, slammin there steins on the table. they would bring their own steins, and fill them up at like $10 a pour. i kept telling these guys to drink more and more and when they would leave the table to go to the bathroom, i would pour some of the beer out and make them spend MORE of their money to buy more beer and make them drink more and more.
Oktoberfest was alotta fun. dancing and drinking and oy oy oy! ha ha ha ha.
more weekends to come and more beer to drink and more friends to party with at the next beer festival.
*burp*
love and kisses
Lucy
hey there 2 girl phone sex lovers and boyfriends
OMG! i had a super hot 2 girl phone sex call yesterday with Valerie, she is one of the new chiks here. and in awesome form, my fav party boy B hooked us up with a hot call.
B always sets the mood for cheap phone sex fucking. pnp action with me and Valerie. super hot ya know?!? i am always wanting to have fun with some of the new chiks here, and there are a few more i would love to play with, ya know. i love being told what to do when hot phone sex caller B gets me and another girl. and it totally makes sense too, because he knows me and him are gonna have a rockin time, and this way he gets a taste of the new chik too.
have you ever had a hard time deciding who to call, well dont forget sweeties, you can always grab another girl and have a hot 2 girl phone sex session.
xoxoxo
Lucy
888-662-6482
AIM: lucysdelights YIM: lucy.delight
Fun Phone Fuck
