Lucy’s Delight

i am getting so many young boys who want to cyber sex with me, c’mon now, what fun is that? boys, men, dudes, guys…whatever ya wanna call them, is fine by me. these persons who are male, LOL, gawd cant you just call me for some good old fashion cheap phone sex.

i am on aol and yahoo, constantly logged in and chatting with some fun chatting guys, but none of them put out, none of them gimme what i want. i want to hear a man stroke his cock. i want to hear a man getting turned on and aroused and talk dirty to me and make me feel his hands all over my body, gripping it, groping and grabbing all the while he is letting me feel some of my own enjoyment.

c’mon its cheap, its less than what you would pay to take me out on a date, AND i will put out, lol! what the hell more could you ask for? i  love to be your suck and fuck girl, wanna hit the back door, you stroke dick and i will flick clit, handjobs, blowjobs, tease, cant forget denial, gimme your hard on, and i will give you my thick creamy thighs!

i dont need clever talk, i dont need to know about anything else other than you got some porn on and you are watching it and you needed a little something extra to get your juices flowing. because my gawd, i know i do!

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Oh My!

I talked to Mister Little A again the other day. He is too funny for words! Pathetically funny! “Do you think it makes me gay to want to suck cock?” “If given the choice, to eat your pussy or suck a cock which one do you think I would choose?” “Should I be jealous of a cock that is bigger than mine?” On a serious note, I think A needs permission to suck cock, because even his wife doesnt know abut these fantasies of his.  He needs to talk, to call a phone sex operator to tell his most kinkiest and dirtiest of secrets. I listen, I listen whole heartedly and ask him emabarressing questions, real questions and I find myself completely intrigued with his fetish, his fantasies and his secrets.

Mr. A, he is jealous, envious of a big cock man. He is a submissive to the well penis endowed race of males out there. He steps aside, he offers his wife to a man that can satisfy and leaves his gratuitis sperm seed. He knows he is of a lesser small dick race of males. Mr. A would even eat the shit and swallow the piss from a big cock male.

And now onto my new chat Cuck, this poor bastard has a live in girlfriend who he has been dating for a year now and she doesnt know that he wants a big creampie. He has even made love to his beloved and then tried to eat his own creampie. So i am sure he doesnt indulge in his desires, he doesnt share what he would like, because she is a nice sweet girl.

 All of you men, so many with secrets and kinks and fetish. So many men call me, and tell me, divulge and share with me all their wild fantasies. How many of you out there have something wild and crazy that you would like or need to share with me? You like feet and you wanna fuck my vintage leather heels? You go into your hamper and pull out your wife’s panty and sniff them…. How about you like just looking at plain old porn and your wife has no idea or you sneak off during lunch and go to the strip bar.

You can’t imagine ever asking your sweet nice girlfriend or your devoted wife to ever take it up the ass, or watch a porn, or suck your cock, or even dare ask her if you can wear her pantyhose or silky undies. Why cant you? Because you know she would fake it, her interest, her orgasm, you know she really doesnt want to know about what makes you the hardest. But I do! I like secrets, i live to listen to yours and ask questions and hear your erotic confessions.

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I guess this would be considered Romance, right? i mean i went on a date, i saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall, super funny movie, full frontal male nudity! oh yea!

So my date, this guy i have been kinda seeing off and on for a few months now, loves the tease and denial in public. We are at the movies, and i am giving him a very slow hand job in our seats. he is wearing some baggy jeans, so i am just rubbin him hard! and then i stop. eat some popcorn, sip some Coke…. then i started playing this game with him. everytime “Sarah Marshall” was on screen i would get him hard again and then minute the scene changed and she isnt on the big screen again i completely stop. this goes on for the entire movie, and it is like a 2 hour film, hand job, tease, denial, blue balls, and me the best cock tease this side of the Pacific.

Movie wraps up, his pupils are big and he has this lustful, gotta fuck in the baddest way now kind of look. Me, i want ice cream and a soda. I need some after movie snacks. He just wants to throw me in the back seat and fuck and slam my pussy so fast and deep he cant see straight. but he knows i am in charge, and he knows i am doing this for his benefit, he likes it when i dominant and he is my cumslut.

Ok, it was 8:30 pm when this all this happened, now we are in the ice cream joint, its nearing 11pm and i am flirtin with every single guy there, high school boys who look like they know they are big cocked pimps in their own mind, and cutesy 21 yr old frat guys with their chiks, and then there is that 40 yr old dude, who’s wife keeps wrapping her arms around, but he sneaks me a wink when she isnt looking. The bitches are a little intimidated but the few can see and prolly smell the pre-cum of my guy and that strong sense of testosterone that is just fuming from him. They can see he needs to be fucked.

Midnight, and yea i know i am going into great detail, but my goodness he loves this, and he knows i tease him so bad in a good way, ya know? Needless to say he NEARLY came in his pants when i was stroking him again in the car and a big rig was next to us and he obviously being voyeuristic for the short distance we shared the freeway. the entire time my had with my guy’s cock out of his pants.

He gets to cum tomorrow, maybe. Saturday night is date nite….maybe i can tease his cock under the dinner table.

I had a hot phone sex talk with A. Wifey was away and we talked a few times today. He is so addicted to me!  He loved hearing about all the guys that I banged in my early 20s and in high school. All the hand jobs and blow jobs that I gave. My secret lover who was married, and how I sucked him off in the supply closet at work.

Poor A, has such a below average dick, he knows that he needs to scoot over because Lucy wants something meatier. He knows that if he is walking on the sidewalk he should move over because the guy walking towards him, he KNOWS has a cock that is worthy of being called a cock and not a penis like A has in his pants.

Little Mister A even knows that his ex-wife is gettin it from another man, a real man, with a real cock monster between his legs and his ex-wife loves taunting him and telling him all about her new sexploitations with her luva. Probably the reason she left the mediocre meathead, he didnt have enuf meat to give her. I knew he didnt, i knew from his voice, the rhythm of his speech, that he had a small dick. pin prick. Oh but he does love eating some cream pies. He would have loved to gobbled all that hot warm creamy man juice from my sopping wet puss and soaked panty. Small A knows that monster cock gives plenty to savor and swallow and since he is not worthy of even producing a significant amount of cum that he deserves to be shat and pissed on. Thats right, he needs the warmth of a hot dump on his face and piss streaming into his mouth because he is SO NOT worthy. Not worthy even to continue this blog.

 I cant wait to hear from you and have you tell me all the kinky stories you have and cant share with your wifey. Tell me a story, tell me a real life experience, tell me anything you want and I will listen.

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Have I told you about my new pet? I will call him pet. He is my sex slave, my panty boy, my toe sucker. He gets my toes so juicy. He loves giving me a pedicure. My phone sex slave loves giving me leg massages.

After a long jog, he is there waiting for me to give him my sweaty feet. I reward him by allowing him to give my little piggies a tounge bath.

Good boy.

Lucy Phone Sex Superstar

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AIM: LucysDelight

i love it when he squeals and i give him permission to lay his chin between my knees on the toilet seat. he loves to hear every plop, every grunt and smell me from the inside. he loves to love and sniff my throne.

 this perverted little shit sniffer is so gross, but he wants to poke at my poop, fine, i will allow that, and sit and wait for me on my dirty bath mat, waiting for my next bowel movement.

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I know, pretty random, but it made me laff, I really giggled, hard…too funny to be dumb:

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You want to be Lucy’s Luva doncha? You want to slide your hand up my thigh when you think no one is looking, right? You want me to fulfill your sweet dreams, huh? Buddy boy, what makes you think you got the balls to rock my world? 

Yea I can be that older woman you tell your dickhead friends about…. you and your brand new driver’s license that says you are over 21, hung and ready to party. Yea I will letcha buy me a drink stud. Your college buddies would be so proud of you. This 38 Special is more than just a smoking gun ready to be fired up. You are such a guppy, a little tad pole in my big wet world.

So boy toy, got your best manners tucked away in that deep pocket… hey now what else ya got there packed away, your wallet? It certainly isn’t your balls, I got those in my purse.

You have been upgraded to the big kids table, wine me and dine me, don’t dissapoint me, keep your hands on me and your elbows off the table!